How I entered Armenia with Lithuanian plates and two passports
What do you do when the border demands a $25,000 deposit to clear your car through customs? A passport life hack and the surreal comedy of customs bureaucracy.
Max Levoshin
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How entering Armenia with Lithuanian plates begins
I drive into Armenia, and the border guards give the car a long, hard look (Lithuanian plates), then me, then the car again, then me again, and say:
— Riiiight, so you have a Russian passport. Under Customs Union rules, you need to leave a cash deposit for clearing the car through customs — $25,000. You'll get it back when you leave.
$25,000 in cash? Just leave it in the mountains, no big deal
Yes, that's exactly how I pictured it: I hand over a fat stack at customs, and two weeks later, out there in those empty mountains, an envelope is patiently waiting for me and simply gets handed back.
How a second passport saves the day at the border
Hold on, though — that's only for Russian citizens, and as it happens, I've got another passport.
— (a long, weary sigh) In that case, no duty required. Just pay a $10 gynecological-ecological fee at the bank and drive on through.